Seven Mortal Sins

Today the Vatican announced seven sins for a modern age. Being obscenely wealthy? I wish!


These are the oriniganl sins and their punishments:

• Pride Broken on the wheel
• Envy Put in freezing water
• Gluttony Forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes
• Lust Smothered in fire and brimstone
• Anger Dismembered alive
• Greed Put in cauldrons of boiling oil
• SlothThrown in snake pits

I had a think about this and decided that I am doomed because I have encountered everyone of these sins in the last week, let alone the rest of my life!

• Pride because I am proud of taking control of my life and losing some weight
• Envy because I envy people who can wear skinny jeans and shop wherever they like
• Gluttony because I ate too much on Saturday and drank far too much wine
• Lust - besides lusting after DH, Gordon Ramsey and that fellow off grand designs (weird list, I know) I lust after big macs and chocolate fudge cake
• Anger not diet related but today I am angry at E-on for setting the hounds on us that are Fredrickson International for a bill that wasn't even ours, it was for somebody who lived in a house after we moved out. That just makes me want to eat with distress.
• Greed - the pictures show it all. I am a sinner. I have been greedy.
• Sloth - I didn't brush my hair or lift a finger on Sunday because I was too hungover and I still haven't done the hoovering or tackled that huge pile of ironing

Just shoot me now (or dismember me alive - your choice)!